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fiscal-clit:

but first, let me take a xanax 

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"I want to be in a relationship where you telling me you love me is just a ceremonious validation of what you already show me."

— Steve Maraboli, Life, the Truth, and Being Free (via fuckyeahexistentialism)

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twmdm89:

Man this cracks me up.

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stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

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yahoneydip:

This fucking woman

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holyhotpantsbatman:

My therapist asked me to create something “motivating” so I made these.

lol.

I really love these, and I reblog them every single time. Some of you don’t realize how easy it’s to forget to do some of those stuff or how hard they can be some days.

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tsarbucks:

phdix:

phdix:

hey kids, wanna hear a spooky story?

the college application process

financial aid offices

COMMON APP ERRORS

TAXES

A D U L T H O O D

FINDING A JOB

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ambernylecrocodile:

HAHAHHAHAHA IM USING THESE AT WORK

ambernylecrocodile:

HAHAHHAHAHA IM USING THESE AT WORK

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niehausex:

GoT Translated (X)

THAT’S IT THAT’S DANY’S ENTIRE PLOTLINE

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"JAIME LANNISTER’s never had a REAL JOB in his LIFE"

— stannis probably (via fortinbrasftw)

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robotmango:

gooqueen:

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor

lots to look forward to

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